I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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