i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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