Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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