I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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