Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
