bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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