North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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