Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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