She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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