East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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