Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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