This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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