I love black thongs
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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