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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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