Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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