Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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