love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
operation have a gay friend backfired
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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