the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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