at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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