So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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