Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You've changed since you got that strap on
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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