You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The maid of honor just puked.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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