Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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