Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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