I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
