glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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