Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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