Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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