He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Randomize
