u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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