I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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