Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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