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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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