This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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