Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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