? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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