thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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