I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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