The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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