Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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