last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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