I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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