i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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