just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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