Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
50% drunk capacity currently
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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