I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
