I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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