and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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