you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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