I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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