Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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