im having a threesome with these popsicles
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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