One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
