that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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