Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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