i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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